Pears Belle Helene

Autumn is the best time for most pears and I love them.  But they can be spiteful little sh*ts, staying like granite for weeks before turning into mush in about 20 minutes.

This classic  french recipe is perfect if you have really hard pears and can’t be bothered waiting on them softening.  I mean, soft poached pears, vanilla  ice cream and hot chocolate sauce, OMG Yum.

It’s also a great dessert if you’re cooking for people, as you can poach the pears the day before and then just add a scoop of shop bought vanilla ice cream and it takes 2 minutes to make a super simple chocolate sauce. 

It’s the ideal dessert if you’re making a heavy main course as it’s pretty light but still tastes indulgent.  If you’re catering for anyone who needs a gluten free dessert this is a great go to (just check the ingredients on the ice cream when you’re buying it).

Serves 4

(for the poached pears)

4 Pears (variety isn’t important as long as they’re not soft)

125 Grams Sugar (you can add more sugar if you like to the poaching liquid, but I prefer desserts that aren’t super sweet)

1 Tsp Vanilla extract (optional)

750 Mil Water

For the chocolate sauce

150 Grams Dark chocolate

150  Mil Double cream

4 Scoops of vanilla ice cream

50 Grams Toasted almonds (optional)

Method

  • Add the sugar, water, and vanilla extract to a pot and heat until the sugar has dissolved into the water
  • Peel the pears (leave the stem on if possible), and try to remove the bottom spiky bit and some of the core of the pear, don’t scoop out too much or the pear might fall apart once poached
  • Add the pears to the poaching liquid and simmer on a low heat for about 15-20 minutes depending on how big or firm the ears are.  I top this with some scrunched up grease proof paper that sits directly if the pears and poaching liquid.  This isn’t essential but it helps stop too much evaporation and keepy things in place. 
  • Test the pears with a fork to make sure they are soft and lift them out onto a plate with a slotted spoon and allow to cool.  If you’re making them to eat the next day, then chill in the refrigerator
  • When you’re ready to serve transfer the pears to individual bowls or plates.
  • Break your chocolate into small pieces and put in a microwave safe dish.  Heat the chocolate for 30 seconds at a time (stirring each time) in the microwave to make sure it melts but doesn’t burn. 
  • When the chocolate is melted whisk in the double cream until you get a glossy creamy chocolate sauce.  If I’m being fancy I like to pour it into little jugs so people can pour it over themselves, otherwise just spoon it over
  • Add a scoop of ice-cream onto the plate with the poached pear and then spoon over the chocolate sauce and sprinkle with toasted almonds (if you’re eating this on your own or with a trusted loved one, there is no judgement here if you want to lick the plate, and you will)

No Churn Pistachio and Rose Water Ice Cream

Making ice-cream without an ice cream maker is a pain, but this recipe is super easy and doesn’t need one (who needs another appliance you’ll only use a couple of times a year clogging up your kitchen).

Ingredients

400 mil Condensed Milk

200 Mil Double (heavy) cream

1 Tsp Rose Water (don’t be tempted add more, trust me this is enough)

50 Grams Pistachios

Pink food colouring (optional)

Method

  • Add the condensed milk and cream to a large bowl and whisk with an electric whisk (or use a stand mixer) until thick and nearly doubled in size
  • Mix the rose water and food colouring if you’re using it, together and whisk in the cream mix
  • With a spatula gently fold in 2/3 of the pistachios
  • Line a 1lb loaf tin with cling film, leaving 6-7cm  hanging over each end
  • Pour the ice cream mix into the loaf tin and sprinkle the top with remaining pistachios (I had some rose petals and sprinkled these across too, because i was feeling fancy)
  • Cover the ice cream with the extra cling film hanging over the ends of the tin.  Freeze for at least 6 hours

No Churn Toasted Marshmallow Ice Cream

This is inspired by a recipe I saw from Katie’s Cucina, and I knew I had to try. I’ve tweaked the proportions of her recipe but it’s pretty straight forward. The hardest thing about it will be not going back and forth to the freezer to “check it’s OK”.

Spread the marshmallows evenly on a tray before placing under the grill

It has only 3 ingredients, and doesn’t need all the faff most ice creams recipes involve, like needing stir it constantly or having to have an ice cream maker.

Remember to keep an eye on these so they don’t burn

This tastes spectacular as it is, but teams really with anything chocolate related. Really the taste of toasted marshmallows is something else. This is definately a pure filth recipe. But there is always room for a little filth in your life.

Ingredients

200 Grams Mini marshmallows

250 ml Condensed milk

125 ml Double cream

Method

  1. Line an oven proof tray with tin foil and rub this with a thin film of oil
  2. Turn on your grill to high, spread the marshmallows evenly across the tray
  3. Put the tray under the grill and watch closely. You’re looking for toasted but not burnt, and this can happen in a matter of seconds if you don’t watch out
  4. In a bowl with the cream and condensed milk together with an electric whisk until it thickens. You can use a stand mixer if you have one
  5. Add the toasted marshmallows gradually (they’ll want clog up the whisk otherwise) and whisk at a medium speed until thoroughly mixed. You’ll see little flecks of brown from the toasted parts of the marshmallow but this where the flavour is.
  6. Freeze for 8 hours (and do your best not to eat it all yourself)

Pineapple Smokies

Are smokies just a Belfast thing?

A Belfast childhood can best be described as character building. One of the plus points was that every now and again you would get to have a smokey!

A smokey was normally served in a tall glass and consisted of pineapple lemonade, vanilla ice cream and a chocolate flake.

I’ve never been able to track down who started serving these in Belfast, although there was a well known Italian ice cream shop in Castle Street where I got mine. Give this a go, it’s really scrumptious. If anyone does know the origin of smokies please let me know.

Serves 4

Ingredients

4 Large scoops of vanilla ice cream

1 Litre Pineapple lemonade

4 chocolate flakes

Method

Get 4 tall glasses, and a scoop of ice cream to each glass and top up with the pineapple lemonade and stick the chocolate flake into the ice cream when floats to the top.

Mmmm super delicious!